At long last, news! As of February 7, 2005, you can now order a paperback of this very book at It's Just Another Baby's Cafe Press Page!
I've wanted to publish this since I wrote it; but, alas, no publisher would touch it due to its incendiary subject matter. It took eight years, but Print On Demand has finally caught up with my budget ($0.00) to make this possible. Enjoy.
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(Getting There Is All the Fun)
Sacrificing to the Fertility Goddess
Positively Testing
Harking Back to Conception
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(The First Trimester)
Legends and Old Mothers' Tales
What's Wrong With the Name ``Ute,'' Anyway?
The First Visit to the Doctor
What's That About Vitamin A and Folic Acid?
Baby's First Modelling Session
Interviewing the Hospital
Morning Sickness, the Father, and Other Discomforts
Baby's Making Noise Already
What to Wear, What to Wear
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(The Second Trimester)
My Baby's A Thumb-Sucker!
Are Those Your Hormones or Are You Just Angry to See Me?
The Alien Baby
Then Something Scary Happens
And the Winner Is....
Just A Little Off the Tip, Please
Stuff
More Stuff
Meet Dr. Bradley
Then Something Scary Happens, Again
Prenatal Exercising
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(The Third Trimester)
Meet Dr. Lamaze
My Word, Honey, You're Enormous
Choosing a Pediatrician
Yet More Stuff
Sex
False Alarms
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(The Birth)
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(Afterword)
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